27 Replies to “Futurama: Blackjack and hookers”

  1. Oh, a copyright complaint, huh?! Well, I'm gonna go build my OWN copyright system…with blackjack! And hookers! In fact, forget the copyright system and the blackjack….ah, screw the whole thing.

  2. If you win at Blackjack it only pays out in BenderBills™ that can only be used to purchase things in the theme park.

    * ᴮᵉⁿᵈᵉʳᴮᶦˡˡˢ™ ᵃʳᵉ ᴺᵒⁿ⁻ᵗʳᵃⁿˢᶠᵉʳʳᵃᵇˡᵉ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵉᵠᵘᵃˡ ᵗᵒ ²⁵ ᶜᵉⁿᵗˢ. ᴮᵉⁿᵈᵉʳᴮᶦˡˡˢ™ ᶜᵃⁿⁿᵒᵗ ᵇᵉ ᵘˢᵉᵈ ᵗᵒ ᵖᵘʳᶜʰᵃˢᵉ ʰᵒᵒᵏᵉʳˢ.

    ᴵᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᵈᵒ ⁿᵒᵗ ᵃᵍʳᵉᵉ ᵗᵒ ᵗʰᵉˢᵉ ᵗᵉʳᵐˢ, ʸᵒᵘ ᶜᵃⁿ ᵖˡᵃʸ "ᴴᶦᵗᵗʰᵉʳᵒᵃᵈʲᵃᶜᵏ" ᵃⁿᵈ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ʸᵒᵘʳ ⁿᵒⁿ⁻ˢʰᶦⁿʸ⁻ᵐᵉᵗᵃˡ ᵃˢˢ ᵏᶦᶜᵏᵉᵈ ᵃˡˡ ᵗʰᵉ ʷᵃʸ ᵗᵒ ᵗʰᵉ ᵖᵃʳᵏᶦⁿᵍ ˡᵒᵗ.

  3. Deadpool after the fox purchase : Oh yeah??!! I’m gonna go build my own cinematic universe. With blackjack. And hookers!!!

  4. Konami:
    Oh, yeah? Well, I’ll make my own Metal Gear game with blackjack and hookers, and no Hideo Kojima!

    Spoiler Alert:
    It was fucking shit.

  5. Huawei: Oh so are you not going to support me anymore Android? Fine! I'll go create my own operating system, with blackjack and hookers! In fact forget the operating system and the blackjack! Ah screw the all things!

  6. Tetsuya Nomura when he was kicked off of Final Fantasy Versus XIII and making Kingdom Hearts 3 , Verum Rex and that secret ending.

  7. Fans after Disney Star Wars:
    Yeah, well, I’m gonna build my own Star Wars! With podraces! And hookers!
    In fact, forget the Star Wars and the podraces!
    Nah, screw the whole thing.

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